Three things I can’t do

Actually, and perhaps inevitably, the list is considerably longer than three but you have to start somewhere.

1. I can’t huck a bike off a twenty foot drop – in fact getting any air at all is enough to dine out on for a month
2. I can’t take decent photos of others doing the same – mainly due to a shortage of both skills and photographic equipment
3. I can’t go to the Alps this year – a deficit of time, money and goodwill from my wife puts paid to that!

Given all of that, I find myself looking at Andy’s photos of his trip to the Alps on Guided Lines with a certain amount of envy!

So, what three things would you like to be able to do on a Mountain Bike but can’t?